A love letter to paper-and-ink newspapers

Why reading the news online isn't as satisfying...

The other day I went out to get the newspaper and it wasn’t there. I’ve broken up with girlfriends and felt less anguish.

I’m from that generation that likes to start the day with a cup of coffee and a newspaper. (I’d throw a cigarette into the image, but I never developed that bad habit; I was too busy working on my drinking.)

Apparently, newspapers ar…

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