Commercial appeal

What I learned from a day spent watching football on TV...

Like most Americans, this past Sunday I spent the day reclined on my couch watching football.

I say “most Americans” even though I think it’s mainly American males who do this because in my experience most American females just don’t have the inner fortitude to lie motionless for 12 straight hours watching NFL teams they don’t care about play NFL games …

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