On pretty much a daily basis I get emails from the AARP which I mentally file under “Shit You Forgot to Worry About” because the AARP business model seems to be based on scaring the living crap out of old people with articles about Top 10 Foods That Will Make Your Heart Explode, 3 Types of Pain You Shouldn’t Ignore Because It’s The First Sign You’re Dying and Common Household Pets That Will Go Full-Cujo On You And Kill You In Your Sleep.
It's my favorite time of year. I pack up all those old cables, batteries, and wires that no longer belong to anything, throw in a couple of bags of used kitty litter, some nice Limburger for aroma, seal it all tightly, and leave it on my front porch. Merry Christmas, Porch Pirates!
It's my favorite time of year. I pack up all those old cables, batteries, and wires that no longer belong to anything, throw in a couple of bags of used kitty litter, some nice Limburger for aroma, seal it all tightly, and leave it on my front porch. Merry Christmas, Porch Pirates!
You know the old saying: sometimes when the odds are good, the goods are odd 😂
I need to write that down.
Thanks for the gift idea!
You're going to make some lucky man very happy...temporarily.