Speaking as a richly marbled fatgirlperson, I think Krispy Kreme was quite astute with their offer. After all, a Krispy Kreme a day could conceivably result in someone eventually developing Type 2 diabetes, which would put them at the top of the list next year when Captain Trips comes back. :D
Myself, I wouldn't stir from my recliner unless Fluffy Fresh made the same offer. We richly marbled fatgirlpersons do know our carbohydrates, after all. ;)
Speaking as a richly marbled fatgirlperson, I think Krispy Kreme was quite astute with their offer. After all, a Krispy Kreme a day could conceivably result in someone eventually developing Type 2 diabetes, which would put them at the top of the list next year when Captain Trips comes back. :D
Myself, I wouldn't stir from my recliner unless Fluffy Fresh made the same offer. We richly marbled fatgirlpersons do know our carbohydrates, after all. ;)
Pretty sure you put more thought into this than I did. And I can't argue with any of your conclusions.