Americans.... you gotta hate ‘em. Twenty years ago I said adios to TP and bon jour to a bidet. I also don’t buy paper towels, shop rags or Kleenex. All were replaced with my old clothing and bedding. BTW, they sell hand held “bidets” for less than 15 bucks- unless some American cornered the market recently.
I seem to have trouble focusing lately and my flirty attention span is more fickle than ever, but you make me laugh at least 5 times in every piece so thank you a ton for that. I hope someone's making you laugh.
Americans.... you gotta hate ‘em. Twenty years ago I said adios to TP and bon jour to a bidet. I also don’t buy paper towels, shop rags or Kleenex. All were replaced with my old clothing and bedding. BTW, they sell hand held “bidets” for less than 15 bucks- unless some American cornered the market recently.
I seem to have trouble focusing lately and my flirty attention span is more fickle than ever, but you make me laugh at least 5 times in every piece so thank you a ton for that. I hope someone's making you laugh.
Does Donald Trump count?
No, not acid laughter that burns your gums and dissolves your teeth. Not that.
An uncannily accurate description.