An essay about SUVs, the Afterlife and Marjorie Taylor Greene...
“Heaven’s backstage pass list…”
If it exists we're all hoping we're on it.
You better call the copyright office, pronto, pal. I am so fucking stealing, "assholes to oranges."
Wait, it's not stealing, it's "forgetting the source."
Actually, I'm too lazy to copyright anything so feel free to use it.
The Mensa bucket list crack had me spewing iced tea all over myself, plus now I have a new reason to tease my friend who just bought an SUV. well done, Lee 😀👍
same reaction, Elaine :)
Sorry if I'm responsible for ruining anything nice, but unintentionally expelled liquids is the standing ovation of comedy.
Hi Lee - please patent —I’ll never be able to look at oranges the same way again!
“Heaven’s backstage pass list…”
If it exists we're all hoping we're on it.
You better call the copyright office, pronto, pal. I am so fucking stealing, "assholes to oranges."
Wait, it's not stealing, it's "forgetting the source."
Actually, I'm too lazy to copyright anything so feel free to use it.
The Mensa bucket list crack had me spewing iced tea all over myself, plus now I have a new reason to tease my friend who just bought an SUV. well done, Lee 😀👍
same reaction, Elaine :)
Sorry if I'm responsible for ruining anything nice, but unintentionally expelled liquids is the standing ovation of comedy.
Hi Lee - please patent —I’ll never be able to look at oranges the same way again!