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jr rogers's avatar

“Heaven’s backstage pass list…”

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Lee Judge's avatar

If it exists we're all hoping we're on it.

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Bud Simpson's avatar

You better call the copyright office, pronto, pal. I am so fucking stealing, "assholes to oranges."

Wait, it's not stealing, it's "forgetting the source."

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Lee Judge's avatar

Actually, I'm too lazy to copyright anything so feel free to use it.

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

The Mensa bucket list crack had me spewing iced tea all over myself, plus now I have a new reason to tease my friend who just bought an SUV. well done, Lee 😀👍

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Erika Zeitz's avatar

same reaction, Elaine :)

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Lee Judge's avatar

Sorry if I'm responsible for ruining anything nice, but unintentionally expelled liquids is the standing ovation of comedy.

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Erika Zeitz's avatar

Hi Lee - please patent —I’ll never be able to look at oranges the same way again!

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