Donald Trump’s hush money trial has started and so have the stories about his behavior; one said Trump appeared to fall asleep in the courtroom, another said he got in trouble for muttering during jury selection, another said he was ignoring a gag order and yet another said the fact that the trial wasn’t televised deprived Trump of a TV platform, but allowed him to come out of the courtroom afterwards and lie his ass off about what just happened inside.
"By the “what fruit do you bear” yardstick you’d have a hard time convincing me Donald Trump is following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ because if Jesus banged a porn star and then paid her off so the Disciples wouldn’t hear about it, AND THEN WROTE IT OFF AS A POLITICAL EXPENSE WHEN RUNNING FOR PHAROAH, the King James Bible failed to mention it." [Capitalized portion added, obv.]
Lee, I remember this when you did it. I want to say there was a picture taken a few days later and that thing was brutal. There were more colors than a rainbow on your side at the point of impact. Am I remembering that right?
Yes you are. The bruise was black and purple and stretched around my waist and the players loved it. They get hit by pitches, but don't show the public what happens when they do and appreciated someone getting drilled and then showing the public what happens next.
"By the “what fruit do you bear” yardstick you’d have a hard time convincing me Donald Trump is following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ because if Jesus banged a porn star and then paid her off so the Disciples wouldn’t hear about it, AND THEN WROTE IT OFF AS A POLITICAL EXPENSE WHEN RUNNING FOR PHAROAH, the King James Bible failed to mention it." [Capitalized portion added, obv.]
I definitely should have included that in my post. My bad.
Pure Lee with my morning red chile mocha latte which I should spruce up with some “Irish.” Thanks for the reminder.
“You Had to Be There” was going to be the name of my book which I swear I’m going to write after just a few more people die.
No one ties in a baseball to the kidney, Mya Angelou, the Bible, and Irish coffee like you, Lee.
I appreciate someone appreciating my scattershot approach to writing. Enjoy the Irish.
Lee, I remember this when you did it. I want to say there was a picture taken a few days later and that thing was brutal. There were more colors than a rainbow on your side at the point of impact. Am I remembering that right?
Yes you are. The bruise was black and purple and stretched around my waist and the players loved it. They get hit by pitches, but don't show the public what happens when they do and appreciated someone getting drilled and then showing the public what happens next.
You need the follow-up video and the bruise. Now that was impressive.
Thank you Kent. I just wish I'd lost 10 pounds before pulling my shirt up.