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Bud Simpson's avatar

The latest bizarre-ass White House move is to send Little Elon to Fort Knox to "make sure the gold is still there". You gotta be shitting me.

Apparently, the entire purpose of this administration is to create new Bond villains.

Anyway, Spiro Agnew = Pigeon Wars

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Lee Judge's avatar

I knew someone would solve that.

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theOriginalNicole's avatar

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****I’m just going to keep putting this truth out into the universe, hoping it spreads and the people wake up.

Curiously DOGE looking in the wrong place…

Net worth of top 1%, End of Year 2001 $ 4.3T, the year GOP irresponsibly began adding to America’s national debt.

Now, net worth of top 1%, End of Year 2024 $49.5T.

Current national debt = $36.5T

Our national debt (future spending money), currently costing Americans $80B/month to carry — it belongs to us.

DOGE looking for lost dollars. The top 1% has it. These monies lifted in decades-long corrupt pay-to-play legislative grift with Congress.

The debt accumulated has wrongly poured from American treasure into wealthiest 1% wallets.

DOGE should not look inside our bloated government infrastructure, though yes, damn it, Congress, spend within your means. Cut the waste and fraud!

And when the oligarchical kleptocrats pay America back, stop the corruption and overspending. Clean bills only. No pork. Term limits too.

Actually get out if you’ve served more than 4 senate terms or 8 congressional terms. Out.

Hey oligarchs. Pay us back now!

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Lee Judge's avatar

Nicole: You sound even more pissed off than me, so let it rip.

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rhonda brown's avatar

A Groin Spew. 🤣

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Lee Judge's avatar

Rhonda, I'm oddly impressed with your decoding of "Spiro Agnew" which clearly indicates we should both seek help from a mental health professional ASAP.

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Torrance Stephens's avatar

it only took a man with the Midas touch to get Marxist lunatics to show their true colors even more https://torrancestephensphd.substack.com/p/doge-finger

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