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jr rogers's avatar

Man, I love this one. A great start to the day, laughing at some jerk eating garbage fries. Also, so envious of your one liners. You could write for late night TV.

Don't we all have that front row seat to humanity's foibles. To quote Jerry Seinfeld, "People. They're the worst."

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Lee Judge's avatar

I think of that Seinfeld line all the time. Glad you enjoyed this one and yeah, I'm not sure a single order of French fries was ever enjoyed by more people at once.

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John Schultz's avatar

This piece makes me want to laugh, grimace and almost throw up...all at the same time. Now that's good reading material!

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Lee Judge's avatar

I have the same effect on women.

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