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Terrry Payne's avatar

I really like listening to people from the south; their voices always seem to have a soothing rhythm to them.

That's why I paid attention whenever Lindsey Graham was on the news; that and for a Republican he didn't ever seem hard core radical right.

Now that I find out he became a Trump ass licker, he can go to whatever and wherever hell may be.

Bless his heart though: I heard a southern woman on a radio program relate that you can say any mean and nasty thing you want about someone, so long as you preface it with "bless their heart."

Your comments about heaven remind me of a song lyric: "I'd go to heaven for the weather, hell for the company."

Lee Judge's avatar

Certain accents make everything sound better and having spent a lot of time in that state because one of my best friends lives there, I contend everything sounds funnier with a texas accent.

Jen's avatar

This was a laugh out loud piece, especially the description of you know who and a blind lady. I can't figure out the prez in the back of the bunch--Kennedy?

Lee Judge's avatar

George H.W. Bush. Sorry it wasn't clearer, I was running out of room.