If you’re a Devout Christian hang on to your halos because today I’m going to talk about my religious upbringing which was filled with warnings that I’d go straight to Hell and burn in a Lake of Fire forever and ever and the sound track would be an out-of-tune Mitch Miller sing-along and Devils that looked like Ernest Borgnine’s less attractive brother would poke me in the butt with pitchforks with one hand while holding ice cold mojitos just out of my grasp with the other and all this was sure to happen unless I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior and spent the rest of my Life bugging other people to do the same thing.
Thanks for all the much needed belly laughs